August 20


Dear diary,


My 40th year of being a seal. It’s going to be fun, we called a comedian to come. It’s going to be good as well.


He arrived. He seems like a funny guy. He will be doing some comedy.


My favourite joke was so you go to the shops to buy stuff, you get a jacket then you go to the self-checkout and the credit card says “sorry you already have a jacket.” Then you come back with nuclear weaponry, then the card says “you can get nuclear weaponry as long as you share it with your sister”, so you put it back.

Posted August 20, 2017 by martin2014 in category Uncategorized

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